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Angrim [userpic]

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March 13th, 2004 (01:40 pm)

I could have sworn I saw a small child that resembled Gorlim. No matter. I seem to have also been asleep in a gutter for the last few weeks. I will never drink again. Really.


Now... to find that son of mine and find out who's kid that was.

...

Perhaps after a bath.

Angrim [userpic]

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February 6th, 2004 (10:17 am)

O_O

*panics*


...


*passes out*

Angrim [userpic]

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January 10th, 2004 (12:30 am)

A little ferret bird told me that my son wants to be one of those blond folk who like their horses a little too much.

Hmm.

Perhaps it's a phase he's going through. Like the time he wouldn't stop wearing overly-frilly shirts when he was a boy. And that time he moped around for a bit when he was a teenager.

I can't see there being anything to worry about.

I mean, he grew out of those didn't he?

Angrim [userpic]

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December 15th, 2003 (12:08 pm)

My son...died?

Again?

That's a terrible habit. You die once and then you just can't stop. ::shakes head::

What have I been doing?

Frolicking free across field and dale. Travelling!

And catching up with some ladyboyfriends in Bree.

Life is gooood.

Angrim [userpic]

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September 19th, 2003 (09:29 pm)
current mood: not angsty

You would think that Minas Tirith would have books on angsting, but there are none. Not even ten step audio tapes.

This is most... unsettling. I may never spend "quality time" with attractive women ever again.

Hmmm. Where's my son?

::goes looking::

Angrim [userpic]

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September 4th, 2003 (09:55 pm)

I consider myself to be quite an upbeat fellow, you know. None of this... angsting that seems so...common here in Minas Tirith. hmmm.

in which Angrim is told things by his munCollapse )

So. No beautiful ladyfriends until I can properly angst. Perhaps there is a night school where one can learn the ways of angst here. It might explain a few things.

Angrim [userpic]

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August 17th, 2003 (11:19 pm)

Sometimes I think that someone with my dashing good looks and sophisticated style should do more for society. Fashion tips or something maybe.

But then it occurred to me, just how many women in this city were pregnant.

There seems to a niche in the market and therefore I am opening a Sperm Bank.

Angrim [userpic]

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August 2nd, 2003 (06:57 pm)

::raises eyebrow::

The attractive hoards of women wanting to look at babies do not appear to be materialising in the gardens.

Maybe I should take out an advert.

"Ladies! Do you like looking at babies? Do you like dashingly handsome men who look after babies?
You can find BOTH in the gardens outside the Steward's Quarters. Especially the dashingly handsome men."

Angrim [userpic]

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July 24th, 2003 (11:59 am)

::blink:

No one told me about sonny-boy acquiring two lady magnets.

He must remember the times I used to take him with me to hit on all the lovely ladies in Dol Amroth.

Angrim [userpic]

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July 14th, 2003 (04:27 pm)

I LIVE.

And as yet have no personality

What I would like to know, is, where is my son ?

Hmmm?

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